fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest
This bitch <3
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard anybody suggest that toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms shouldn’t be free. We’d consider it outrageous if that very basic necessity were to be missing, or provided only for purchase.
This was my ringtone for years: a completely over-exaggerated musical biography of my college love life, written and performed on the spot by my bestest Hannah McIalwain.
Raemond the heart eating dinosaur
She likes to take hearts in her dinosaur hands
They’re really small hands
But they can hold a heart just long enough to
You crush that heart
You break hearts like it’s nobody’s business
You’re like the Chuck Norris of the dinosaur world
…neither of us graduated.
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
Rae. We lived the dream.
Beth Ann. We’ve woken up.
Clint Smith - “My Father is an Oyster”
"There is no treason like that of your own body turning against itself."
Performing for Beltway (D.C.) during the 2014 National Poetry Slam. Beltway won the tournament. Subscribe to Button on YouTube!
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